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Phone Call Transcripts

One Night at Flumpty’s

Hi! I’m Flumpty Bumpty.

I’m an Egg.

I’m immune to the plot and I can transcend time and space!

Also I’m coming after you. You can figure out the rest.

Have fun…*light creepy laughter*

One Night at Flumpty’s 2

Welcome one and all to Flumpty Bumpty’s
if your light’s turned off then you’re safe.

If your lights are on then they’ll come find you
and rip you a brand new face!