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Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria Simulator Audio Transcripts


Tutorial Unit

Molten Freddy

Scraptrap

Scrap Baby

Candy Cadet

Henry

It’s a new day. It’s your time to shine!


It’s time to take your career into your own hands!


You’ve saved money your whole life. Great! Now it’s time to put all your eggs into one basket, and take a huge gamble on your future!


A gamble that comes with a 100% chance of success in some cases.


What are we talking about? We’re talking about becoming a Fazbear Entertainment franchisee. That’s right! Restaurant ownership and management.


Something almost anyone can do with a limited degree of success.


Sure, it’s a lot of money to invest, but everyone’s doing it.


And that means it’s safe, and lucrative.


With your initial investment, you’ll receive everything you need to get started, including: A small room, some tables and electricity.


But don’t forget about the money you had left over after buying your franchise package.


Use it to decorate, buy a stage, buy attractions and animatronics and much much more.


Now, lets take a look at a few things that will help you get started as a Fazbear Entertainment franchisee. Such as:


Atmosphere!


Making sure your establishment has an inviting atmosphere is essential to bringing in new customers.


Entertainment!


Having a lot of entertainment value in your restaurant will ensure that customers come back.


Bonus revenue!


Coin-operated games and attractions can generate additional revenue during the day.


Which means more money in your pocket, ready for reinvestment!


Health and Safety!


There may be times where you purchase something of questionable quality, and we don’t blame you! Cutting corners is just good business.


But there are steps you can take to ensure you don’t get sued for it, and that brings us to:


Liability!


Being a thrifty shopper is smart, but be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk.


Aside from the daily risk of lawsuits, there’s also the risk that something might-


-be hiding inside whatever you just purchased with that steeply discounted price tag.


Of course, that would only be a serious danger if there were something outside that’s been trying to get in for months now, which we are not confirming to be the case.


This concludes the amount of help we are legally obligated to provide. Remember, YOU are now the face of the newly rebranded Freddy Fazbear’s pizza! Wear that smile with pride, and lets make some money!


Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for disappearance, death or dismemberment.


Lets see how much case you had leftover after purchasing your franchise package.

Great! That should be more than enough. Now lets get started!

On your left are your product catalogues. You can unlock more expensive catalogues by simply purchasing items for your pizzeria. Use the arrows in the bottom right of the item window to browse the products for each catalogue. When you’re finished shopping, click the button labelled “Blueprint Mode” to place your items.

You can switch back and forth between Catalogue Mode and Blueprint Mode as often as you like before opening your doors to the public. When you’re ready to open your restaurant for business for the day, click the button labelled “Finished” in blueprint mode. Give it a try, and do some shopping!


Your restaurant is now officially open. Awesome! That doesn’t mean your job is finished however. You have a lot of work to do while patrons eat their pizza in the other room. From your terminal, you have supplies to buy, papers to print and repairs to make. Once you’ve taken care of all the items on your to-do list, you can log off for the day and get out of there!

Money for supplies and repairs comes out of petty cash, so don’t worry about it coming out of your pocket. We’ve got you covered. The only money you have to worry about is if you choose to upgrade any of the equipment in your office.

Now, onto other matters. Something to be aware of is that the ventilation system, and your terminal, are pretty loud, and may prevent you from hearing things in adjoining air vents. That won’t be a problem if there is nothing in the vents. However, if you feel that something might be in the vents, you have a few tools at your disposal to protect yourself.

You can shut off your terminal and the ventilation system at any time, to decrease the amount of attention you are drawing to yourself. Also, shining your light directly into a vent will most likely prevent anything from jumping out. You also have three tools available from the terminal itself. There is a motion detector, an audio decoy and a secondary ventilation unit.

Keep in mind however, that you can only have one of these active at any given time. Now get to it! Simply logoff when you’ve completed your tasks for the day, and you can go get some coffee!


Great job, it looks like you’re getting the hang of this! Now lets just focus on getting you through your first week. There’s a big party here Saturday, and you should view that day as your ultimate test. make it through Saturday, and you will have proven yourself as the successful entrepreneur that we all know you can be!


Don’t forget Saturday! You want them all to be in one place!


Congratulations, you’ve completed a full week on the job, and you’ve done it in such a lacklustre way that no-one is proud, or disappointed.


It’s a fine line to walk, but you did it! Completing your job with such an efficient level of laziness, that we’re surprised that you’re able to dress yourself in the morning.


While such a minimalist work ethic is rare, it doesn’t mean that we want you back. In fact, it means that you should look for employment elsewhere.


But before you go, take this certificate of mediocrity! You should be proud. You stood on two feet, and convinced someone that you could do something, when in fact, you couldn’t. Now, get out.


You gave it your best shot. You went all in!


You put all your eggs into one basket and did the unthinkable.


You ran out of cash.


While we encourage entrepreneurs to follow their dreams,-


-we also recognise a lost cause when we see one.


There are no do-overs, and we trust that you know your way out.


But before you go, take this certificate of bankruptcy. Now do everyone a favour, and get lost.


Congratulations! By some miracle, you’ve completed a full week on the job!


Here at Fazbear Entertainment, we encourage a healthy spirit of entrepreneurship, which sometimes means taking risks. But you took that a step further.


You were reckless and borderline criminally negligent in almost every decision that you made. So much so that you’ve been deemed a liability hazard – even for us.


We’ll mail you your final pay-check, minus the costs of wiping the security footage clean, and erasing all trace of your employment from our files.


But don’t feel like you’re leaving empty-handed! Take this blacklist certificate! You’ll be lucky to ever find employment in this town again. Now take care.


Congratulations! You went somewhere you weren’t supposed to go, saw something you weren’t supposed to see, and prevented a tidy resolution to a messy problem.


Needless to say, you’re fired.


But before you go, take this certificate of insanity. We’re giving it to you to ensure that no-one believes you, and to ensure that we can promptly replace you without incident.


There is a truck waiting for you outside. Take care.


Congratulations on completing your work-week! We apologise if your situation wasn’t presented to you in a completely honest fashion when you first started. But it was important that your intentions and actions be genuine.


Here at Fazbear Entertainment, we value fun, family and food. But more importantly, we value our commitment to atoning for past mistakes, and tying up loose ends.


Thank you for your participation! There is no need for you to return to work next week as Fazbear Entertainment is no longer a corporate entity.


Please accept this certificate of completion! Goodbye for now, and thank you for taking this journey with us.