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Top Ten list of reasons why I deserve to be in Dawko’s Discord
Reason Number 1
I am a good boy who has not done no doxxing or nothing ever I promise on me mum.
Reason Number 2
I have never won any kind of award or recognition, no matter how hard I work at it.
Reason Number 3
I helped the mod team once and it turned out ok. yes I threatened to write about how they were conspiring against Popgoes but I did it for the banter guys come on get over it honestly.
Reason Number 4
If given access to Dawko’s Discord, I will ensure we build a wall between America and Russia.
Reason Number 5
I have helped to take down stuff to help things not be bad anymore.
Reason Number 6
I have a best friend called Mr Bones in this room and he’s completely cool. Just look at this cool motherfucker.
He also wants me to get into Dawko’s Discord and I think his feelings should be considered. #BoneLivesMatter
Reason Number 7
I run a site that gets, conservatively, at least An Hundred visitors every day. Come on, that’s got to count for something right?
Reason Number 8
I helped Popgoes to be innocent and I didn’t even have to doctor no photos or nothing I pinkie swear.
Reason Number 9
I have cats, a mother and son. Think of how happy they would be if I got into Dawko’s Discord.
I mean by now if you’re still considering NOT letting me into Dawko’s Discord, I don’t know what could warm the cold recesses of your heart.
Reason Number 10
I want to feel special.
Reason Number 11
I want to feel popular.
Reason Number 12
I am insecure about the size of my penis.
Reason Number 13
I’ve written a top 10 list and have got over ten entries. The overflow of answers must mean that I’m pretty overqualified for entry into Dawko’s Discord. I should probably get two invites to Dawko’s Discord or something at this point, but I’ll be modest and accept just the one, for now.
Reason Number 14
I have no life and want that to be reflected on Discord.
Reason Number 15
I do not believe in the Dream Theory, and all those who do I tell to fuck off my site.
Reason Number 16
If you believe in the Dream Theory, fuck off my site.
Reason Number 17
I have a cool Alienware laptop with flashy lights on it and a laptop cooling pad, it’s pretty badass.
Reason Number 18
I have got a Popgoes section in the works, and I won’t release it until I get into Dawko’s Discord. Do you want to piss off Popgoes fans? Of course not, so do what’s best for everyone.
Reason Number 19
I had an unsatisfying defecation earlier today, and having access to Dawko’s Discord would help me forget the pain I had in my anus as I was pushing that massive turd out of my body.
Reason Number 20
I like cake, which is the best type of food. It is my favourite food group.
Reason Number 21
I know almost all the Phone Guy dialogue off by heart almost perfectly.
Reason Number 22
Every time I look in the mirror, I feel only shame and disgust. If I had an invite to Dawko’s Discord, it’d balance that out a bit.
Reason Number 23
I type the words up all nice on this internetz sometimes.
Reason Number 24
I got so many visitors my site crashed. 30k views in 1 hour.
Reason Number 25
The Flumpty launch flooded the subreddit with topics concerning the Flumpty sub-site, which shows I generate tons of traffic and should get a token in return, right???
Reason Number 26
I had a fight with Scott Cawthon and more or less won.
Reason Number 27
Scott threatened to take this site down but couldn’t. That means FNaFLore is more powerful than Scott. Ergo, I wield that power, and can claim to be basically more powerful than both of them. I feel an invite to Dawko’s Discord would show this well.
Reason Number 28
I had a fight with BaseTown, the head of the FNaF subreddit, and more or less won.
Reason Number 29
I also won it for the community so I feel that that the Youtube community should cough up access to Dawko’s Discord. that’s the least the YouTube community could do.
Reason Number 30
Me and Popgoes are on chilly terms and I am really sad about this. oh boy, I sure would be happy if I got into Dawko’s Discord.
That’d really cheer me up, it would! if only someone would give me access. That’s make me a LOT happier!
Reason Number 31
On a number of times, the admin team have consulted me for advice RE their community. I feel access to Dawko’s Discord would make up for what I could charge for consultation.
Reason Number 32
Did I mention Mr Bones wanting me to have access to Dawko’s Discord? Because he still wants that. Who are you to deny him???
Reason Number 33
I deserve it.
Reason Number 34
No, really, I do.
Reason Number 35
GIMME.
(This is mostly all a joke and is intentionally written as such. I am very comfortable with my penis size which I put down here and elsewhere for joke purposes.)
