I am a good boy who has not done no doxxing or nothing ever I promise on me mum.
I have never won any kind of award or recognition, no matter how hard I work at it.
I helped the mod team once and it turned out ok. yes I threatened to write about how they were conspiring against Popgoes but I did it for the banter guys come on get over it honestly.
If given access to Fazcord, I will ensure we build a wall between America and Russia.
I have helped to take down stuff to help things not be bad anymore.
I have a best friend called Mr Bones in this room and he’s completely cool. Just look at this cool motherfucker.
He also wants me to get into Fazcord and I think his feelings should be considered. #BoneLivesMatter
I run a site that gets, conservatively, at least An Hundred visitors every day. Come on, that’s got to count for something right?
I helped Popgoes to be innocent and I didn’t even have to doctor no photos or nothing I pinkie swear.
I have cats, a mother and son. Think of how happy they would be if I got into Fazcord.
I mean by now if you’re still considering NOT giving me an image flair I don’t know what could warm the cold recesses of your heart.
I want to feel special.
I want to feel popular.
I am insecure about the size of my penis.
I’ve written a top 10 list and have got over ten entries. The overflow of answers must mean that I’m pretty overqualified for entry into Fazcord. I should probably get two invites to Fazcord or something at this point, but I’ll be modest and accept just the one, for now.
I have no life and want that to be reflected on Discord.
I do not believe in the Dream Theory, and all those who do I tell to fuck off my site.
If you believe in the Dream Theory, fuck off my site.
I have a cool Alienware laptop with flashy lights on it and a laptop cooling pad, it’s pretty badass.
I have got a Popgoes section in the works, and I won’t release it until I get into Fazcord. Do you want to piss off Popgoes fans? Of course not, so do what’s best for everyone.
I had an unsatisfying defecation earlier today, and having access to Fazcord would help me forget the pain I had in my anus as I was pushing that massive turd out of my body.
I like cake, which is the best type of food. It is my favourite food group.
I know almost all the Phone Guy dialogue off by heart almost perfectly.
Every time I look in the mirror, I feel only shame and disgust. If I had an invite to Fazcord, it’d balance that out a bit.
I type the words up all nice on this internetz sometimes.
I got so many visitors my site crashed. 30k views in 1 hour.
The Flumpty launch flooded the subreddit with topics concerning the Flumpty sub-site, which shows I generate tons of traffic and should get a token in return, right???
I had a fight with Scott Cawthon and more or less won.
Scott threatened to take this site down but couldn’t. That means FNaFLore is more powerful than Scott. Ergo, I wield that power, and can claim to be basically more powerful than both of them. I feel an invite to Fazcord would show this well.
I had a fight with BaseTown, the head of the FNaF subreddit, and more or less won.
I also won it for the community so I feel the community could cough up access to Fazcord. that’s the least the community could do.
Me and Popgoes are on chilly terms and I am really sad about this. oh boy, I sure would be happy if I got into Fazcord.
That’d really cheer me up, it would! if only someone would give me access. That’s make me a LOT happier!
On a number of times, the admin team have consulted me for advice RE their community. I feel an image flair would make up for what I could charge for consultation.
Did I mention Mr Bones wanting me to have access to Fazcord? Because he still wants that. Who are you to deny him???
I deserve it.
No, really, I do.
GIMME.
(This is mostly all a joke and is intentionally written as such. I am very comfortable with my penis size which I put down here and elsewhere for joke purposes.)